Paris-Nice Stage 6: Rappin Race Recap

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WAASSUUUP FAAYEEEENCE!!!!

[clapclapclap]

I said WAASSSUUUUPP FAAAYEEEENNNCE!!!

[clapclapclap]

Let's do this.

[boom boom bap, boom boom bap]

You can call a brother fat,
But you better be right
Cuz my brother Betancur
He just took flight

Yo, this here's the story
bout a little young bro
who threw down on the bike
from the very word go

A Colombiano ace
on the very highest climbs
Brother Betancur can kill it
if you don't pay him no mind.

On the road to old Fayence
His team was gettin it right
Sending Vuillermoz up front
daring everyone to fight

You can call a brother fat,
But you better be right
Cuz my brother Betancur
He just took flight

All day a toothy shark
decked out in baby blue
Was tellin everyone around
He knew exactly what to do

That Nibali is the best
When the race goes down
And in the last hour of the stage
He made Schleck look like a clown

You can call a brother fat,
But you better be right
Cuz my brother Betancur
He just took flight

Sky had the yellow jersey
Thomas reppin old UK
But with nobody at his side
it was time to make him pay

Lil Carlos played it cool
Hidin back out of sight
But a little change of pace
Gave his team a big ol fright

Carlos dangling too far back
he had to get up from his seat
It was time to make a move
or go down to defeat

You can call a brother fat,
But you better be right
Cuz my brother Betancur
He just took flight

Up front it was getting hot
But in the mix was AG2R
Bardet and Vuillermoz
Made sure nobody went too far

It was time to make his move
Carlos had the World Champ in tow
And two Dutch kids who flipped their lids
With just 2km to go

It was down to Rui Costa
and a charging Betancur
and though the rainbow soared on high
There came a brown and blue blur

Carlos took another stage
and the yellow jersey too
Cause when you challenge Betancur
He make a fool out of you

You can call a brother fat,
But you better be right
Cuz my brother Betancur
He just took flight

[Mic drop]

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