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Discovery Channel Seizes Power in California

Leipheimer Installed as Race Leader

Santa Rosa, CA -- Discovery Channel Cycling Team has staged a violent takeover of the Tour of California stage race at the finish of today's action in Santa Rosa. Unidentified team sources calling from inside race headquarters, where the military-style assault occurred, have informed the media that Levi Leipheimer will retain his yellow leader's jersey after losing it earlier.

In the day's race, which concluded shortly before 4pm local time, Leipheimer fell in a large crash that knocked a dozen riders from the peloton, 9 kilometers from the finish. The stage was won by Rabobank's Graeme Brown, and Allan Davis, second on the day, assumed the overall lead when Leipheimer and other crash survivors crossed the line over 40 seconds later.

Shortly before the presentation of the yellow leader's jersey, however, gunfire was heard in the direction of the trailer serving as race headquarters. Witnesses reported that two dozen masked men, wearing Discovery, Postal and Motorola jerseys, stormed the facility and forcibly removed race personnel. Several people associated with the race reported minor injuries, though no fatalities. However, the whereabouts of race director David Towle are unknown at this time.

Thirty minutes after the takeover, two armed, hooded men ushered a nervous-looking Leipheimer to the podium where he was awarded the yellow jersey and proclaimed the "supreme race  leader" by the escorts. Johan Bruyneel, Discovery's Directeur Sportif, appeared on closed circuit television stating that justice "had to prevail" before ranting in an unintelligible mix of Flemish and English about "those bastards at Paris-Roubaix".

Conditions for tomorrow's race to Sacramento are volatile and changing rapidly. Davis, the presumed leader, was ushered away by California State Police. No team has made a statement about continuing, but explosions were heard at Rabobank and Quick Step headquarters. Coup leaders have issued tomorrow's order of finish, which shows Leipheimer adding three minutes to his lead in an escape from the peloton with teammates George Hincapie and Ivan Basso, but these results are unconfirmed.

Seriously. Neutralizing the race from 9km. It's just February, but this is not cool.

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The Giro has been known
to neutralize circuits before, but only when there's been a ridiculous downpour.

Decision smells of bush-league .  .

by R Mc on Feb 19, 2007 9:08 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gee
What a great way to gain respect as a world class tour.  The european peloton must be shocked and awed.

by bethie on Feb 19, 2007 9:46 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cyclingnews
"After controlling the pack all day, Levi Leipheimer's Discovery Channel team was all set to deliver its leader into another day of the leader's jersey in his home town of Santa Rosa, but fate upset these plans when a huge crash took down half the field on the finishing circuits, Leipheimer included. While T-Mobile and QuickStep drove the front of the field, Leipheimer's team rallied around him and pulled him back into the pack, retaining his leader's jersey."

Oh, and there's a bunch of people who did, in fact, lose time. I call bullshit.

by BDBrian on Feb 19, 2007 10:33 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn!
The Discovery stormtroopers hit CN too. Is the Podium Cafe next? Hang on, the doorbell is ringing.

[boof.. pow... crash...blam! blam!]

As I was saying, I think this is a great decision for Cycling.

by Chris... on Feb 19, 2007 11:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey chris
who wrote the article you're quoting in the post?

by ellie on Feb 20, 2007 12:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yours truly
We had a babysitter and some nice espresso yesterday.

by Chris... on Feb 20, 2007 1:31 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no wai!
That is snark worthy of the fat cyclist. You should have your own blog or something ... ;-P

by ellie on Feb 20, 2007 4:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What can I say
I've read a lot of Hunter Thompson (pre-1976) and the Onion.

by Chris... on Feb 20, 2007 4:38 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe on the last circuit, but come on...
9K from the finish?  Crashes happen.  Sometimes it sucks, but that's bike racing.

Bummer to hear about Dave Z crashing out, though.

by Curt. on Feb 19, 2007 11:29 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

waaaait ..... this is for real!?!?!??
[runs off to velonews, since CN clearly has no idea what's going on]

wow .... just wow ....

Also, is that Levi's ass hanging out of his pants?

[blinks] This was sure a hell of a day to miss ...

by ellie on Feb 20, 2007 12:12 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess he felt that
mooning the crowds was an appropriate response given the circumstances.  

Although, he seems to be wanting to patch things up with Basso already:

"I finally got my bike going, but it felt like forever. George (Hincapie) and Ivan (Basso) really started to ride hard to bring me back. I'm honoured to have Basso and Hincapie sacrificing everything they have for me today." ~(Eurosport)

Perhaps some journalistic objectivity was quoting Levi the first time around.  

by Hons on Feb 20, 2007 8:53 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Discovery coup was maybe
a little confused.  Isn't Allan Davis riding for them now?  They snatched the jersey from one Disco Boy to let another one keep it?  What with Levi badmouthing Basso all over Eurosport, the Discovery breakfast table could be a little strained tomorrow.  

by NE Observer on Feb 20, 2007 12:17 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Benjamin Jacques-Maynes
Would've been the yellow jersey. He was in the first group.

by BDBrian on Feb 20, 2007 6:24 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pitiful...
Whoever heard of calling the race 5 miles from the finish.  Bush league indeed... if you don't like the results... invade Iran.

by ELVISGOAT on Feb 20, 2007 7:34 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They want ProTour and then they do this?
This is kinda sad.  I love the ToC but we cant just start making up rules left and right.  The course too dangerous so it has to be neutralized.  How bout this for an idea... design a better finishing circuit.

I heard Tony Rominger came out of retirement just to laugh his butt off.  If you all recall years ago at the 1995/6 Tour DuPont coming into Roanoke it was a DOWNPOUR and Rominger slipped on white roadmarkings and finished a minute down on Lance.  They decided afterwards to neutralize.  You should have heard all the euro's laughing their butts off the next day before the start (I was there and they were laughing  pretty hard).

Simply put, if they want ProTour or 2.HC status, then they should act like it... no matter how early it is in the season!

-Tourmalet

by tourmalet on Feb 20, 2007 11:59 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ben Jacques-Maynes was robbed.
This has "1984 Giro" written all over it.  Next, look for a helicopter to give Levi a tailwind in the timetrial.

by Tifosa on Feb 20, 2007 12:00 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

List of the victims:
I'm trying to figure out who was hurt the most by the selective 9km neutralization.

Ben Jacques-Maynes & Priority Health come to mind. Some folks say Alby Davis had enough bonus seconds to take yellow, but I haven't seen the math. Ben certainly did the work on the road to stay w/ the leaders.

Chris Horner. Was with the bunch at the time of the crash, but lost time. Why?

Gerald Ciolek. Not that the young German was gunning for the GC, but he was at the center of the crash. What could possibly justify his time loss when others in the same crash were not penalized.

Who else was harmed by the extremely generous but oddly selective course neutralization?

by Koppenberg on Feb 20, 2007 12:33 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

re. Ciolek
He caused the crash. Poor guy nailed a reflector in the road and his bars slipped. To the same genius who called the neutralization, this probably seemed like cause to penalize. Otherwise, unless they drew the neutralizing point somewhere between his prone body and Leipheimer's a few meters up the road, there's no reason for the double standard.

by Chris... on Feb 20, 2007 12:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No double standard...
The crash happened after the first circuit lap, not right after they came into town. Apparently Horner and Ciolek were behind the peloton when they came into town and had caught up during the first lap. Pretty impressive given the short distance. But, the directors negated ALL the circuits, not just the final two circuits, so Horner and Ciolek must have been behind at the point the directors decided to end the race, hence the time gaps. I'm not defending their decision or saying that it doesn't make them look like total hacks. All I'm saying is that there is a reasonable explanation for the gaps.

by Jimbo... on Feb 20, 2007 2:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Except it isn't reasonable...
Ciolek was the rider who caused the crash. His finishing time was over 8 minutes down on the leaders.

Are we really to believe that he was 8 minutes behind the leaders coming into town, and then made up the entire 8 minutes in the first lap of the circuit, only to lose it all when he crashed? If so, sign that kid up! He made up 8 minutes on the sprint leadouts in about 5 kilometers.

by Koppenberg on Feb 20, 2007 3:28 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hm, OK
so they wound backwards from the crash and neutralized there?

Actually, never mind, this whole topic is headed rapidly into Paris Hilton territory on the I-Don't-Care scale. I'm through sorting it out. Let's move on.

by Chris... on Feb 20, 2007 3:50 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Clarke and Sutherland were harmed
Rory Sutherland went from 4th place on gc, at 5 seconds down, to 97th on gc at 1:30 down.

Hilton Clarke went from 7th on gc at 8 seconds down to 127th on gc at 6:42 down.

by Tifosa on Feb 20, 2007 12:51 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This Isn't New!!!
Come on you guys...there is nothing new happening here.  An American, in an American race was crashed out by some Italian..French..Belgian..British guy...WE CAN'T HAVE THAT...NOT HERE IN THE GOOD OLD USA!!  After all, isn't this the new home of world class racing.  I mean, come on, face it, this race is in it's SECOND year already, so it must be a classic by now.  They should just ride around like a group on Saturday mornings and award the prizes to whomever they like...wait a minute, that's what they're doing now...STINKY!!!

by canadian on Feb 20, 2007 12:57 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GC is now sorted out properly
1 Levi Leipheimer (USA) Discovery Channel Pro Cycling Team     9.02.47
2 Jason Donald (USA) Team Slipstream powered by Chipotle          0.01
3 Benjamin Jacques-Maynes (USA) Priority Health Cycling Team      0.05
4 Rory Sutherland (Aus) Health Net Presented By Maxxis                
5 Hilton Clarke (Aus) Navigators Insurance Cycling Team              
6 Fabian Cancellara (Swi) Team CSC                                0.06
7 George Hincapie (USA) Discovery Channel Pro Cycling Team            
8 Adam Hansen (Aus) T-mobile                                          
9 Mauricio Alberto Ardila Cano (Col) Rabobank                     0.07
10 Ben Day (Aus) Navigators Insurance Cycling Team                0.08

I guess the time added to random riders can be blamed on IT rather than on the race directors.

by Koppenberg on Feb 20, 2007 8:32 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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