Somewhere in the OLN studios, a flunky is editing the Rocky soundtrack for use in this morning's show, the music leading up to the start of the fight. Slow building tension, muted horns and strings pierced by unsettling bells, stopping just as the action is about to begin.
OK, I've beaten this to death. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2007 Tour de France!
Shall we begin? Yeah, I thought so.