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Monday Madness

"Bruyneel: Lance can win!" The problem with times like these is, the only "news" consists of cyclists talking about racing. And we all know how candid and interesting that can be.

Still, speaking of Lance, here's the anatomy of a Tour invite: 7-time winner comes back, says he's amped for the Tour. Head of family that owns tour passes, son takes over. Son says bad things 'bout 7-time winner. Smarter member of family (a/k/a comptroller) smacks son upside head. Son schedules meeting with 7-time winner.

As for old guys on the comeback, Vino challenges those who think he doped (positive tests and all...) with  "Do you really think I was so stupid?" Um, dude, we were being nice. The alternatives are worse... Happy Monday!