I get press releases (slightly redacted):
Luckily the surgeon in the UK who put Bäckstedt's other shoulder together pulled out all the stops to make sure he could see him. An overnight flight from Qatar and x-rays showing a clean break and a little over an hour later he was in surgery. The operation went very well, he was sitting up in bed very soon after and now has a permanent plate in his right shoulder. After an overnight stay in hospital, he hopes to be back on the turbo within a week and back out on his bike in as quickly as possible.
"I even managed to get a DVD of the crash! I'm going to put it on my iPod so that I can keep it as a memento," he concluded.
Big crunch? On his iPod? I'd still be sobbing. These people are not normal.