As if there weren't enough reasons to think the end times are near, today CSF Navigare -- last seen lighting up the Mortirolo -- won the opening stage of the Post Danmark Rundt when Guillermo Bongiorno (just a great, great name) took the predictable "massespurt" at the end of a flat stage 1. Results here. Mr. Hello gets the yellow leader's kit as well as the points lead, while Martin Mortensen takes the Ungdom and Bakke jerseys. Team Columbia gets first crack at the squadra classification, and Kristian Sobota takes the Fighter jersey, after inciting a wrestling match with Team Designa Køkken during the pre-stage sign-in.
Stage 5's 14km time trial will probably decide the overall on the otherwise flat course. No word on video at CyclingFans or Stephill.tv yet.