If I ignore this story, will it just go away?
Also, allow me to take this opportunity to offer a reminder to all our lovely readers. Storing the blood bags in the freezer with grandma's marinara is a bad idea. It's the kind of bad idea that leads to very unfun things. Really, I'm just trying to help. Because I feel like that's a good thing for the Cafe to be, helpful.
Update from the Mystery Editor: