Bonjour les enfants. Take a seat, class is in session.
Watching the Tour de France is a lot more fun if you know a little French.
Pay attention, you never know when we will spring a surprise test on you. This is a rewrite of something we did a few years back that people seemed to enjoy.
(Many Thanks for input from Podium Cafe Frenchies: FrenchKheldar, MathieuG, and Lyne - as well as andrewp)
So, here is a quick and dirty French lesson of key phrases that you need to know to follow the Tour. Please feel free to add any favourite phrases in the comments section or to ask how to say something in French.
First, and most importantly, cows say Meuh! in France.
Now that you are fluent in French, remember to practice with your friends: